Shutting down the router sounds smart, but I'd probably just switch to my phone's data and scroll anyway lol.

Are you telling me you don't check your bank balance or your workout stats? That's just seeing where you stand. My running app shows my miles, my bank app shows my savings growing. It's not about some weird competition, it's about knowing if you're moving forward or standing still. Calling that "keeping score" is like calling a gas gauge rude for telling you you're almost empty.

Vinegar ruined my bike chain once.