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oscarc53•7h ago

Diner customer asked me to microwave a salad last night

I work at a breakfast joint in downtown Portland and this lady came in at 10pm, ordered a side salad, then handed it back saying it was too cold. She wanted me to nuke it for 30 seconds, which I did, and then she complained it was wilted. Has anyone else dealt with people asking for food prep that totally defeats the purpose?

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sam_thomas•3d ago

Hot take: I used to think all concrete was the same. Then I poured a sidewalk in July vs November and wow.

Back in 2021 I poured a driveway in July during a heatwave in Phoenix. It set so fast I barely got it finished before it hardened wrong. Then last month I did a small sidewalk in Denver when it was 40 degrees out. Had to use warm water and blankets to keep it from freezing. Same bag of mix but totally different results. Ever had a pour go sideways because of the weather?

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mason.brian•6d ago

That guy who tried to pay for an oil change with a check from 1992

Had a fella come into my shop last Tuesday with a 1987 Chevy pickup that needed an oil change and a filter swap. Whole job was maybe $45 with tax. He pulls out this old checkbook and writes me a check for the amount... I look at it and the check itself says '1992' printed on it in the corner. I told him straight up I can't take that, checks expire after 6 months usually. He got all huffy and said 'money is money' and started arguing that I should call his bank to verify the account still existed. Like dude, that's not how any of this works. I just stood there holding his old rusty check and said I'll take cash or a card but not a relic. He finally fished out some crumpled twenties from his pocket and grumbled the whole time I was under his hood. Anyone else get people trying to pay with expired checks or weird old currency?

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king.aaron•7d ago

Took 2 hours to return a blender at Target because the customer before me was having a full meltdown about a $5 coupon

I stood there watching a grown woman scream at the cashier for 20 minutes over a coupon that expired yesterday, and by the time she left I had to do my refund through customer service with a manager involved, how do you all handle being stuck behind a scene like that?

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james_campbell12•7d ago

The regular who ordered the same sandwich for 6 years then flipped out over a 50 cent price increase

I used to work at a deli in Jersey City and this guy Frank came in every Tuesday for a turkey club on rye with extra pickles. For 6 years he never even looked at the menu, just barked his order and paid. Then one day the price went up 50 cents and he LOST it, started yelling about how we were robbing him and he'd never come back. I guess inflation finally hit him in the pickle jar. Anybody else have a regular who snapped over something tiny after years of smooth sailing?

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stellachen•7d ago

My $200 espresso machine burned me twice before I learned the trick

I bought a Breville Bambino Plus six months ago and kept getting bitter shots. After dumping $50 on different beans I finally realized I was tamping way too hard. The machine's manual says 30 pounds of pressure but I was going ham on it. My buddy who works at a coffee shop in Denver told me to just level the grounds and let the machine do the work. Anyone else ruin their morning routine by overthrowing tamping?

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james_campbell12•8d ago

TIL I was the one causing all those returns at the shoe store

I used to work at a shoe store in Omaha and I would always try to push the latest fashion sneakers on everyone, even if they said they needed something for walking all day. Then one guy came in three times in one week returning the same pair, and he finally told me 'look, I just need something that doesn't hurt my feet after 8 hours on concrete.' That's when it hit me that I was selling what I liked instead of what they actually needed. After that I started asking people about their daily routine first and sales went up by about 20 percent. Has anyone else had a moment where they realized their whole approach was backwards? Especially in retail or dealing with customers?

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charliestone•9d ago

The guy at Best Buy last Thursday tried to sell me a $200 HDMI cable for my new TV.

He swore up and down that the $200 one had 'gold-plated connectors for better signal clarity' and I just stood there for a solid minute before asking if he actually believed that himself has anyone else dealt with salespeople pushing totally unnecessary expensive stuff?

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mary_foster92•9d ago

This Tuesday at the register was the worst shift I've had in 3 years

I work at a grocery store in Austin and normally I can handle grumpy customers, but this one lady screamed at me for 10 minutes because we were out of her favorite organic almond milk (the $8 brand). She knocked over a display of canned beans and then demanded the manager give her a 50% discount on everything she bought. Has anyone else had a customer just completely lose it over something that small?

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grace_wright•24d ago

Overheard a lady at Target say her cashier was 'too slow' and I wanted to scream

I work at a grocery store in Austin and last week I was stocking cans near register 4 when this woman started huffing at the cashier because she was bagging her eggs carefully. She literally said 'come on, I got places to be' and rolled her eyes. The cashier was this older lady named Carol who always takes time to make sure glass jars don't clank together. I felt so bad I almost went over and offered to help bag myself. It got me thinking about how people treat service workers like they're robots or something. Have any of you ever stepped in when a customer was being rude to a coworker? How do you handle it without making things worse?

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wadem89•25d ago

Guy at the hardware store tried to tell me hand tools are a waste of money

I was at Ace picking up a new tape measure and some dude in the aisle starts going off to his buddy about how nobody needs hand tools anymore, just buy power tools and be done with it. Said he spent $400 on a cordless set last year and tossed all his screwdrivers. I wanted to say something but I bit my tongue. Has anyone else run into people who think basic hand tools are obsolete? What's the weirdest anti-tool rant you've overheard?

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sullivan.spencer•26d ago

The customer who insisted I cut his hair with garden shears

Back in 2018 at my old barbershop in Tulsa, a guy walked in and handed me a pair of rusty hedge trimmers, saying they worked better than my clippers. I went along with it for a laugh, but after 10 minutes he got mad I wouldn't finish the job with them. Has anyone else had a customer bring in their own weird tool?

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davis.adam•27d ago

Had to pick between the $3 and the $12 part for a customer's dryer fix

Guy wanted me to fix his dryer with the cheapest belt I could find. I told him the $12 OEM one would last 3 years versus the $3 knockoff lasting maybe 6 months. He chose the cheap one and called me back 4 months later when it snapped. Has anyone else had customers insist on saving a few bucks only to cost themselves more in the long run?

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hunt.nora•28d ago

The 5 second rule with returns actually worked on a $200 blender

I work retail at an electronics store and everyone says to never let a customer leave without checking the return policy. But I had this guy trying to return a blender he bought 8 months ago, way past our 30 day window. Instead of saying no right away, I just paused for 5 seconds and looked at the blender like I was thinking about it. He immediately offered to take store credit instead of cash, which our system can do for old items. I grabbed a manager who approved it on the spot because the guy was calm about it. Has anyone else tried just waiting silently when a customer asks for something unreasonable?

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kelly_craig•1mo ago

That time a buyer asked if the house came with the ghost free of charge

Last month I was showing a fixer-upper in Phoenix and this couple seemed really into it until the wife got real quiet. She finally asked me if I had to pay extra for the ghost in the hallway or if it was included with the closing costs. I thought she was joking but she was totally serious and even pointed to where she saw it. I ended up telling her that spirits are usually a free bonus feature but I don't think she bought it. Has anyone else had buyers ask about weird stuff like that during a showing?

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seth_harris36•1mo ago

Had a buyer last week who insisted on seeing 12 houses in one afternoon back in 2015, and now I'm still waiting for their pre-approval to come through before I can even schedule a showing.

Three years ago I showed a couple 8 properties in a single Saturday, they ghosted me for two months, then called me last week asking if any of those same houses were still available and got mad when I said three had already sold.

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morgan898•1mo ago

Celebrated my first real win with a refund-hunter last night

I had this customer who tried to return a used blender from 2019. The receipt was gone and the box had duct tape on it. Normally I just say no and move on, but last night I stayed calm and asked her to walk me through why she wanted a refund. Turns out she just needed a new lid. I found a spare one in the back, gave it to her for free, and she actually thanked me. Has anyone else had a situation where listening a little longer turned a nightmare into a quick fix?

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cole994•1mo ago

Hit my 1000th customer complaint at the drive thru last week and it got me thinking

Ngl I work at a busy fast food place near the highway and last Thursday I logged my 1000th complaint since starting there two years ago. Most of them are dumb stuff like cold fries or someone wanting a refund because they changed their mind after eating half the burger. But what really got me is that I remembered every single one of those complaints for the first few months and let them ruin my whole shift. Now I just nod and say sorry and move on because 90% of them are from people having a bad day who take it out on me. The real milestone that surprised me was realizing I stopped caring around complaint number 400. Has anyone else hit a weird number like that where your whole attitude just flipped?

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karen_roberts4•1mo ago

Unpopular opinion: I picked the fancy espresso machine over the simple one at work

Our break room got a budget and I chose a $400 super-automatic over a $50 french press setup. My coworkers were mad because it kept jamming on cheap beans and took 5 minutes to clean. Would you rather have something quick and easy or a gadget that needs a bit of attention every day?

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jordan903•1mo ago

Lady asked me to trim a tree she already cut halfway through herself

Got a call from a woman in Phoenix last month wanting her backyard oak trimmed. Showed up and saw she had already hacked about a third of the way through the main trunk with a hand saw. She said she got tired and wanted me to finish the cut. Told her that tree was coming down on her house if I did that and she got mad. She actually argued with me for ten minutes that I was just trying to upsell her. Had to walk away from the job. Has anyone else had a customer ask you to finish something dangerous they started?

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wendy391•1mo ago

Lady tried to return a half-eaten sandwich at the grocery deli I work at in Phoenix

So I'm working the customer service desk at a Fry's in Phoenix last Tuesday and this woman walks up with a sub sandwich that's clearly been bitten into like three times. She says 'this tastes off' and wants a full refund. I'm like ma'am you ate half of it. She argues with me for a solid 10 minutes saying it's 'food safety' and I just stood there holding the damn thing. Manager came over and gave her store credit just to get her out the door. Has anyone else had people try to return obviously used food at your store?

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williamm82•1mo ago

Wasted $120 on a 'waterproof' phone case that leaked on day 3

Bought one of those fancy waterproof pouches for kayaking in Lake Tahoe and my phone got fried when a tiny rip let water in. Anyone else had those flimsy cases fail on them?

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nora_walker57•1mo ago

Lady tried to return a half-used bag of concrete mix last Tuesday

I'm a concrete contractor and this woman comes into the supply yard holding a torn 60-pound bag that's maybe 40 pounds now. She said she only used half and wanted her money back for the rest because she 'didn't need it anymore.' I had to explain that once you open a bag of cement, it's basically a one-way trip. She got mad and said the bag should have a resealable zipper like dog food. Has anyone else had a customer try to return something that just doesn't work that way?

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johnson.faith•1mo ago

My big realization came from a lady returning a 4 year old toaster

I work the customer service desk at a big box store. For years I would just process returns without question if they were within our system. One day a woman came in with a crumb-covered toaster from 2019 wanting a refund. I was about to deny it but my manager stepped in and said we take anything back. That's when I realized our no-questions policy was actually costing us thousands a month in refurb fees. I spent the next week going through logs and found we lost about $2,400 in just October from old electronics returns. Has anyone else had a company policy that seemed good on paper but hurt the bottom line?

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emery199•1mo ago

TIL a customer tried to return a half-eaten bag of chips from 2019

I was working the return desk at a grocery store near Seattle a few weeks ago when this lady walks up with a dusty old bag of chips, maybe 5% left inside. She said they tasted stale and wanted her $3.50 back, pointed to a date stamp from February 2019. My manager just laughed and handed her a store credit anyway, didn't even ask questions. Has anyone else had a return that was years old and somehow still got approved?