Had a 71 year old named Carol in my chair two years back who told me my side file angle was fighting the natural ridge pattern on her nails. I nodded and kept doing it my way for about a month until her lifting got so bad I finally tried her angle out of pure frustration. Night and day, same as you. She'd been getting her nails done since before I was born and I was too proud to listen at first. Now I file every ridged nail that way and my fills last way longer. Ruth saved you nine years of stubbornness in one visit. Old clients know their own hands better than we do, and we should probably shut up and listen more often.

Load test every ground, meter lies.

The part nobody talks about is how the food got in the car in the first place. That burrito guy at the light probably grabbed it at a drive thru, which means he sat in line, paid, and then decided the best time to actually eat it was while doing 45 down a two lane road. Kind of makes the drive thru pointless if you ask me. The real scary ones are the people with full plates balanced on the console, forks and all, going at it like they're at their kitchen table. A sandwich I can almost forgive since it's one hand and done in a minute.