My buddy calls his slabbed ASM 300 a paperweight.

My buddy's dog video got like 10 views total. It's like the internet just picked one to ignore, kinda like your cat video, @reese_nelson. He was so mad.

What, like bugs and stuff? Probably whatever they could catch.

Yeah, that's a solid rule. My version is way less smart. I saw my grocery bill creep up, so I swapped name-brand cereal for the store stuff. Now my breakfast tastes like cardboard, but my wallet feels a little better. It's a sad trade, but it works.

Oh man, that's a great find! I grabbed a silicone mat for my sheet pan on a whim. It was maybe eight bucks. I make these roasted potatoes with a ton of olive oil and spices, and they used to weld themselves to the metal. Now they just slide right off, and I just wipe the mat clean. Total game changer for cleanup.