Six minutes under a broiler? That loaf wasn't rescued, it was cremated and you held a funeral with a box grater. Next time just wave a lighter at it and call it rustic.

How much of that 45 minutes do you figure came from the home screen alone versus the actual apps you were in? Like were you checking the battery app's breakdown or just looking at the total? I'm curious because if you spend most of your screen time in something like Instagram or YouTube, which have their own bright themes baked in, the wallpaper barely matters. But if you're someone who keeps their phone on the home screen a lot, or uses dark mode in texting apps, then yeah I could see it adding up. Did you track screen-on time separately for each 5 day stretch too, or just trust that your usage was about the same?

Guessing the rule is really about who has to sniff the bag after.