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11d ago

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Spilled coffee on myself in front of my whole office yesterday

Man that "that was expensive" whisper is brutal, I read a study once about how awkward silences feel way longer than they actually are and that 5 seconds must have felt like an hour. I bet @williamm82 still gets a little twitch every time he goes near that room. The worst part is having to sit through the rest of the meeting knowing everyone is thinking about the budget dent and trying to act normal. IT guy small talk is its own special kind of hell, especially when he's seen exactly how much damage you did.

12d ago

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I finally figured out why my book club kept arguing about the same character every month

Give @harper693 a medal for figuring out what half the club missed.

12d ago

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Took a consultant's advice on pricing and lost 3 clients in one week

That April Fools thing with the date is funny but I once painted my fence on Friday the 13th and it rained three days straight.

13d ago

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Found a 1980s repair manual that changed how I clean lenses

Totally agree with you @jessica_robinson23, it's the same reason I use lighter fluid on sticky zippers and old paint can lids it just gets in and out without leaving residue. Naphtha really is the magic bullet for anything moving.

14d ago

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Overheard a guy at the pharmacy comparing coupon apps

Honestly I've been doing that with three different apps for a while now and it adds up way more than you'd think. Tbh the key is just not buying stuff you don't need just because you have a coupon for it.