Seriously, my friend Mark swore by his coffee until he tried five minutes of stretches instead. Now he says his brain feels switched on before lunch even hits. Guess our bodies just want to move a little, huh?

Wait, he tells it like a dragon attack now? That’s a big jump from some singed hair. Did he add in a part where the anvil melted or the hammer turned into a magic sword? Next you'll say he claims the forge roared his name before he wrestled the fire out with his bare hands.

My friend Nate’s team lead would put Lord of the Rings quotes in all the weekly reports. They spent an extra hour every Friday just looking up what "not all those who wander are lost" had to do with project deadlines. It totally reminds me of what you said, @sean782, about the time it eats up pretending it’s just fun.

Sure... cracks love to hide until you stop tapping... typical.

Bricked my laptop trying to fix it, lmao.