Ugh, those super shiny apples at the store do the same thing. I picked one up last week and my fingers felt slick afterward, like I'd touched a crayon. I actually wiped it with a napkin and it left a weird smeary film behind. Makes you not even want to eat the skin.

Who cares if it works though?

The romance of a single-origin story rarely survives the first bitter sip.

Hey @piper_morgan53, but can't fake wood look pretty good too?