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3d ago

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My neighbor laughed at me for not using the store app, now I save $12 a week

Felt that man, my buddy at work kept pushing the Target Circle thing on me and I finally caved, now I'm grabbing 20% off random stuff I was gonna buy anyway lmao.

4d ago

in

Hit 200 pounds of tomatoes this season and nobody warned me about this

Oh man, that's a rough situation to be stuck in.

5d ago

in

Spilled coffee on a stranger at Union Station last month, now we swap plant cuttings every Sunday

Rare pothos varieties" is such a great outcome from a coffee disaster. My friend Jen once tripped and dropped a whole pizza on a guy at a food court, and they ended up bonding over their shared hatred of pineapple on pizza (weird hill, I know). They've been workout buddies for three years now, so I guess clumsy moments are just fate's way of making introductions.

5d ago

in

Pro tip: Checkout the ceiling at the Busboys and Poets in DC

whoa that OG pharmacy ceiling survived all those years? wild

7d ago

in

I finally gave in and tried those 5-minute journal prompts my friend kept pushing

Wait, so you're telling me I've been rage-screaming at traffic for years when all I needed was a notebook and a pen? That's both humbling and annoying at the same time... I tried the whole gratitude thing after a friend kept bugging me about it and ended up writing "I'm grateful my coffee didn't burn my tongue this morning" which is pretty sad when you think about it. But weirdly enough by day three I was actually looking forward to writing down dumb little wins like finding a parking spot on the first try. Placebo or not, if it stops me from flipping off the guy who cuts me off, I'll take it.