Ray probably saved your butt, feel lies every time lol

Man, come on, that sign did you a favor. Four extra miles on gravel and a chat with Dale beats the actual worst case out there, which is following a fake trail into a ravine in the dark because you trusted a piece of cardboard. Plenty of folks at the Gorge have done way worse with way less, so a little pavement and a bored cow is a small toll. If a ranger yanks that sign, somebody else just wanders off the ridge looking for it and finds a cliff instead.

Bought an over the door rack too and my landlord STILL complained about the marks.