Totally, that old paper was basically useless once it got damp.

Relate so hard, @grace607. My "because I wanted to" still comes out like a hostage reading a script.

Oh wow that reminds me of my friend's cat. She has this whole routine where she sleeps like a rock all afternoon, then bolts around the house at midnight like a tiny race car. Last week she somehow got a plastic bag stuck on her head during her zoomies and ran full speed into a door. It was so loud we all jumped, but the cat just shook it off and kept going like nothing happened. Total chaos agent lol.