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Hot take: My neighbor's repeated garage sale is a matrix loop, not a hobby

My neighbor has held the exact same garage sale three weekends in a row. Same items, same prices, same setup. I asked him about it, and he acted like it was the first time. His wife even wore the same shirt each day. This isn't normal behavior, it's a programmed repeat. How do you explain that without a glitch? People just reset like NPCs sometimes.
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kareng20
kareng201mo ago
Did his wife act confused too... like she forgot the past sales?
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nancythomas
My cousin Mark rearranged his lawn gnomes every Tuesday for years.
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the_beth
the_beth1mo ago
Read about this simulation theory stuff where people get stuck in loops. Your garage sale guy and those lawn gnomes fit way too perfectly.
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