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My friend's story about a silent fart at a wedding made me rethink my own cringe moments

I was talking to my friend Sam last week about embarrassing stuff, and she told me about the time she let out a silent but deadly fart during her cousin's wedding ceremony. She said the worst part was watching the people in the pew in front of her slowly start to sniff and look around. I always thought my own awkward moments, like tripping in public, were the peak of cringe. But hearing her story, where the awkwardness built slowly over like 30 seconds with everyone trying to figure out the source, made me realize there's a whole other level of quiet, drawn-out horror. It actually made my own trip-and-fall stories seem kind of simple and quick by comparison. Has anyone else had an awkward moment that just kept getting worse the longer it went on?
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sandraflores
Slowly start to sniff and look around"... oh my god, that's the worst part.
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mark_price
mark_price12d ago
My 2018 library incident, @sandraflores. Just keep walking.
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the_simon
the_simon4d ago
The fact it happened in the quiet study section on the third floor makes it so much worse. That carpet must be ruined forever. I can't even imagine the cleanup they had to do.
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