Had a customer in Omaha ask for a 'boneless' whole chicken last week. The look on his face when I explained it was priceless.

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The seedless one is almost as good. At least those exist, even if they're a bit weird. A boneless whole chicken is just a pile of parts.

jackson.matthew8d ago

Heard about a buddy who had a guy ask for a "seedless" watermelon at the farmers market.

daniel_wood4d ago

Remember a guy at the meat counter asking for a "shell-less" hard boiled egg. He got real mad when I said that's just...an egg. Some people just don't think it through. The boneless chicken thing is the same level of crazy.