From "doesn't scare anyone", were clients actually saying they felt unsafe sitting in it?

Kids find happiness in texture, not tags.

Spot on about common advice, my dead string of pearls proves it.

A trick I learned is to make paper templates first. Trace each frame on newspaper, tape those up and adjust until the grid looks right, then mark where the hooks go.

My buddy installed one of those old motion-activated porch lights for his grandma. Her tiny ferret would zip across the lawn at night and the thing would blast on like a spotlight. She'd call him every time, convinced someone was lurking. He finally told her the sensor just really hated the pet. That light went off more times for that ferret than for actual people.