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My new diet of only beef jerky on jobs left me seeing spots in the pile

Turns out low blood sugar and pattern matching don't mix well.
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williams.jenny
Maybe you should switch to jerky that doesn't make you trip at work.
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grantp28
grantp281mo agoMost Upvoted
Ugh, that reminds me of this weird jerky I tried that tasted like old leather.
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mila_brown10
Tasted like old leather" makes me wonder if they skipped the meat and just dried out a belt. Some of those budget brands use such tough cuts, you need pliers to tear it. Once bit into a piece that snapped back like a rubber band. Probably why it lasts so long on gas station shelves.
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