PSA: don't open with your best joke at the family BBQ, I learned this the hard way in Toledo
Went to my brother's backyard BBQ in Toledo on the 4th and made the mistake of firing off my A-game pun right when the burgers hit the grill. My uncle laughed so hard he knocked over a full pitcher of lemonade onto the cornhole boards, and my sister in law just stared at me like I'd ruined the whole cookout. Spent the next 20 minutes mopping up the mess while everyone kept asking me to repeat the joke to the neighbors who missed it. Now I hold the good stuff until at least round two of drinks. Anyone else have a joke that caused actual property damage or am I the only menace here?