Lady tried to return a half-eaten rotisserie chicken because it 'wasn't round enough'

I was working the returns desk at the grocery store in Springfield last Thursday. This woman comes up, slams a container on the counter, and there's literally just a chicken carcass left. She said, and I quote, 'This chicken was oblong. I want my $8.99 back.' I just stared for a solid ten seconds before calling my manager over. He told her no, obviously, and she started yelling about false advertising. Has anyone else had a food return that was just... a complete work of art?

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felix_hayes641d ago

Oblong" is a new one for the complaint book.

the_eric1d ago

It's been in there for years.