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Tried to wave at a neighbor across the street, realized it was a really realistic garden gnome after holding eye contact for like 10 seconds.
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hayden_nelson856mo ago
Ten whole seconds is a long time to stare at a garden gnome. The fact it looked that real from across the street is kind of creepy. You must have been fully convinced it was a person. I would have been so embarrassed walking away from that. Some of those decorations are getting way too good.
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stellachen6mo ago
Once I mistook a lawn flamingo for a neighbor bending over. Now I just squint a little before I commit to a full stare, saves the awkwardness. It's all about checking for tiny movements or weirdly perfect posture.
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the_sage6mo ago
So did you give the flamingo a friendly nod before you realized, or did you just launch right into a full conversation? I'm picturing you apologizing to a pink plastic bird for staring.
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