Just realized I've logged over 500 different coffees in my tasting notebook since 2021

Spent $80 on a 'bear-proof' food canister that a raccoon opened in 5 minutes

It was a major brand, and the little bandit just rolled it down a hill until the lid popped... anyone have a better method that doesn't involve a bank vault?

A customer argued with me for 45 minutes over a 10 cent price difference on a bag of lemons.

He insisted our sign said $1.99, but it clearly said $2.09, and he made me get a manager and check the back room for a 'correct' sign. This whole thing happened during our Saturday morning rush. Has anyone else had a tiny price check turn into a huge ordeal?

Just dropped $120 on a fancy heated seat cover for my truck and it's the best purchase I've ever made, even if my dog now refuses to get out of the passenger seat.

I finally caved and got the 'Road King Deluxe' model after a particularly cold overnight in Fargo, and now my 14-hour drives feel like I'm in a warm hug, though I have to bribe my co-pilot with treats to make a pit stop.