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1mo ago

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My kitchen sink clogged up right before a dinner party last month

Wait, a whole new toilet? Like the guy had to rip out the porcelain throne and start from scratch? That seems wild for a simple clog unless he went full-on brute force with a hanger and cracked the bowl (I've seen it happen, trust me). I had a backup once that took two plunger sessions and a five-gallon bucket of hot water, but it was fine after that. Unless your friend lives in an old building with those finicky low-flow toilets that clog if you look at them wrong, that's a drastic jump from "plunger fix" to "full replacement.

1mo ago

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Just realized my friend was right about my terrible joke timing

Right? It's like your own brain turns on you and starts yelling about every dumb thing you've ever done. That's the real torture, not the quiet itself. Feels like a lifetime when you're just standing there trying not to make eye contact. They should use it to get info out of spies, honestly.

1mo ago

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Watched a pitmaster in Lockhart, TX bark up a brisket with pure black pepper and nothing else.

Honestly thought the same until I tried it, the pepper really works on its own.

1mo ago

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Overheard a guy at the hardware store say he uses a leaf blower for his initial sweep

Sounds like a hack for pros who don't mind the dust. Wouldn't try it indoors though.

1mo ago

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My mom told me to just make the bed, even if the rest of the room is a mess

Totally get that. I used to think it was pointless too, but starting the day with one win sets a tone. It makes tackling the bigger messes feel less impossible somehow.