Honestly that "real doctors" line is so good. Tbh I keep a note on my phone for comments like that and read it when the job feels pointless. Ngl it really helps you remember why you started doing this stuff.

My plumbing skills are a chemical hazard.

Classic case of everyone blaming the most expensive part. @the_simon, your buddy must have felt so smug after that, like he found a secret cheat code in the manual. All that time spent on drivers when the fix was just a few clicks in the BIOS. It's the kind of simple fix that makes you question every tech problem you've ever had.

How much maple syrup did you swap for the sugar, like @daniel_wood hinted at trying?

Guess I'll just paint my door beige like everyone else, thanks for the heads up @the_oscar.