Tried ketchup in my morning coffee after a 4am dare, and I need to know if the burn is normal
My roommate dared me at like 4am on a Tuesday to squeeze a full ketchup packet into my black coffee instead of cream, and I did it because I have zero backbone. It was weirdly okay for the first sip, kind of sweet and salty, but then it went cold on my desk for an hour and turned into this thick red sludge that smelled exactly like a diner dumpster in July. Is there some kind of trick to drinking this without wanting to rinse my mouth with pine sol, or did I just do it completely wrong?